PoB:

max hit setup: https://pobb.in/gE9P4p2YT4oi

mapping setup: https://pobb.in/A5kXYYKYuD2q  

Build overview: 93 lvl. budget~ 150d+ idk

 

Defence (no flasks):

6.8k hp (3.7k recoverable with PB)

2.8 k regen  

89% max ele res

27k armour

26% phys as ele

 

Offence (no flasks):

avg max hit: 107m (EQ of Amplification + 18 mines + all buffs)

avg hit while mapping: 1.4m (regular EQ + 5 mines )

 

Pros:

BIG BONK

good survivability

can be done on a budget (most likely you will regret it)

 

Cons:

clunkiest build ever

slow AF

tedious gameplay (it's getting a little better with increased mine throwing speed)

needs a TON of survivability if u dont want to die every 1 minute

99.5% of damage comes from pyroclast mines

These mines are invulnerable only for 2 seconds

 

Chieftain is the most optimal class for such a build, but you can also choose a Berserker, Jugg, Champ, Inquisitor or even Sabo/Trickster.

Possible improvements: weapon base with higher attack speed, FF/FF War bringer/Aspect of Carnage, Magebloodey, Progenesis, better jewels.

Most likely, the upcoming patch will make big changes to this build (battlemage's cry nerfs will kill it), perhaps I will update it later?, just decided to post it as a meme for now.

Also, you can abuse some weapon swap/snapshot techs with this build, but Chris personally forbid me from doing so.